Georgia, Georgia ! Snapshot from the Women's Organisation protest at this years Masters Golf tournament at Augusta. They are protesting cause women aren't allowed on or near Augusta National course, either to play or to enter the clubhouse.Men only and all that. Look at their banners first, then look at; the bloke in the background with the orange banner.!

 
  Golf and a nun
 
  A nun is talking with her Mother Superior. "I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it."
 
  "When did you use this awful language?" asks the Mother superior.
 
  "Well, I was playing golf and hit an incredible drive that looked  like it was going to go over 280 metres, but it struck a phone line that is hanging over the fairway and fell straight to the ground after going only about 100 metres."
 
  "Is that when you swore?"
 
  "No, Mother," says the nun. "After that a squirrel ran out of the bushes and grabbed my ball in its mouth and began to
  run away."
 
  "Is THAT when you swore?" asks the Mother superior again. "Well, no."

  says the nun. "You see, as the squirrel was running, an eagle zoomed down out of the sky, grabbed he squirrel in his talons and began to fly away!"
 
  "IS THAT when you swore?" asks the amazed Mother Superior.
 
  "No, not yet. As the eagle carried the squirrel away in its claws, it flew near the green and the squirrel dropped my ball."
 
  "Did you swear THEN?" asked Mother Superior, becoming impatient.
 
  "No, because the ball fell on a big rock, bounced over the sand trap, rolled onto the green and stopped about six
  inches from the hole."
 
  The two nuns were silent for a moment. Then the Mother Superior sighed and said, "You missed the f***ing putt,
  didn't you?"